The Terrapin Sponge

This spell is for getting rid of crap vibrations, hostile incoming energy, stagnant or blocked energy, and is even useful for breaking a hexed condition in one’s living space (as in removing leftover bad vibes from previous tenants or purging the residues of hauntings or acts of violence). A cleansed, calm ‘energy-environment’ is important for all Beings, not just Witches and other Magick-workers, and this is an amusing, easy way to ‘mop up’ what you don’t want hanging around.

Step 1: Go to the store and buy a bunch of kitchen sponges in a multitude of colors.

Step 2: Draw a simple outline of a turtle on each of the sponges, and then trim the sponges into turtle-shapes with scissors.

Step 3: Put 2 or 3 tablespoons of salt into a bowl that is big enough to accomodate all the trimmed sponges. Fill the bowl with water, and stir to dissolve the salt. Put all the sponges in the water, and squeeze them vigorously, until you feel that they are completely cleaned by the brine solution. Then take each sponge out, and squeeze the excess water out of it. Dump the brine down the drain.

Step 4: Turn on the tap, and run each sponge under the water, squeezing repeatedly. Then wring the excess water out until the sponges are just damp.

Step 5: Sprinkle a scant pinch of salt (I like to use sea salt for this step) on the middle of the ’shell’ of each turtle.

Step 6: Using medium-sized plates (saucers or dessert-plates), make little ‘turtle stacks’ in the same way that you’d stack up cookies on a platter. You can also use a dinner-plate to make a bigger stack if you’ve got a lot of crud to deal with. On the small plates, I usually stack 3 turtles, and if I use a large plate, I stack anywhere from 5 to 9 turtles.

Step 7: Holding the plate in both hands, speak a small ‘dedication’ over the turtles, and tell them what it is you want them to do for you. Example: ‘I conjure you, in the Name of the Goddess, to cleanse and purify this place. Absorb and neutralize all negativity and evil intention, and let only healing, peace and abundance remain. So Mote It Be.’

Step 8: Place the plates in areas where you need bad vibes soaked up or neutralized. I keep small stacks in my living room and my bedroom, and a good-sized stack in my home-office space, right by my computer.

Step 9: Set the sponges out and leave them be for a week. They will dry out, and this is okay. At the end of the week, do the whole ‘wash in brine, wash in tap-water, pinch of salt’ thing again to refresh the sponges and get rid of the energy residues they collect.

I know this may sound like a kind of simpleton, silly thing to do, but it really does work. Feel free to adapt the basic spell as needed– I could see using an herbal preparation as part of the soak for the sponges, or decorating the turtle-plates with flowers, etc. There is no reason to put up with crappy vibes or stale energy, and a few ’sponge-terrapins’ can really mop up a lot of garbage with no muss and no fuss. I have had very good results using a ‘Plate-O-Turtles’ to deal with incoming hostile/aggressive energy, and I have also found that it does a number on the free-floating wraith-energy (the low-vibe, ’still wanting to be attached to the body’ stuff) that accompanies some haunting activity.

Happy Hexing!

Akkarri

Radio Sutra #1: KURUKULLA Explains A Few Things

I am KURUKULLA, and I am here to set the record straight. I am doing this because I am SACRED, and thus only I can explain MYSELF. It is not the place of human males to speak for ME or to limit ME by exegesis.

You had best know that everything that has come out of a human male mouth about ME is a lie, and an attempt to place MY Energy into a position of subordination to the hollow projections of male ego which they refer to as ‘gods’. They thus make up stories about ME being some male deity’s daughter, wife, or sister, hoping that by doing this they can harness MY Supremacy. The truth is, their robot-phallus gods can’t operate without a Power Source, and so they nominated ME as the battery for their various illusory mind-toys.

This would have been neither here nor there, except for the fact that they have now systematically started to destroy my primary Action Vehicles in the ongoing unfolding of MY Creation, namely, Gaia and Her Daughters, among which are human Women. While I do not particularly care if human males wish to kill each other over egoic trifles of self-delusion, I will not permit the disruption of Gaia’s Flowering, and I am out of patience with the ongoing murder of Her Priestesses, Who are called into Being by the direct manifestation of MY Energy.

Before I tell you what I intend to do about the situation, you need to see through the lies, and understand just exactly what you are looking at when you look at an image of ME.

Firstly, I am FEMALE. This is not a ‘representational convention’ or a ’symbol of something else’. It is ME telling you that the Energy responsible for the manifestation of All Creation is Feminine.

Secondly, I am RED. While all colors are created by ME and are MINE to manifest as I choose to, I am showing you Red so that you will understand that the sexuality of Gaia’s human Daughters is the direct expression of MY Autonomous Will. Life begins in a Red Womb because it begins in ME. Menstruation is not the result of a curse, neither is it a punishment for bad behavior: it is the direct, visible sign of MY presence in My Priestesses. It is ME telling you MY Choice of Clergy on Gaia.

Thirdly, I am DANCING. This is to show you how to manifest Divine Energy for the benefit of all. You will notice that this is not done by sitting around idle, while others do your work for you. Even meditation is active and intentional. MY Dancing throughout all of Creation is MY Pleasure, as well as MY preferred form of prayer. Sitting in uniform rows reciting rote attribute-lists of the results of human male ego-trips is not a Divine Activity, because it has nothing whatsoever to do with the acknowledgement of MY DANCE.

Fourthly, I am DANCING UPON A HUMAN FEMALE BODY. Notice I said ‘dancing’, not ‘trampling’. This is the point of Sentience which distinguishes MY Clergy from human maleness. My Clergy actively understands the Pleasureable Presence of MY DANCE, while human maleness apparently understands nothing but subjugation and aggression. Enough said.

Fifthly, I both EMANATE and AM ENVELOPED IN FLAMES. This is to show that FIRE in all forms, from hearth-flames to the electrically charged plasmas of Deep Space, is a particularly visible mode of MY Supreme and Sentient Creating Activity. You heard ME right– I said ‘Creating’, as in THE SPARK OF CREATION, which is ME. Fire was one of MY Gifts to MY Clergy, so that they would have MY Energy to do their own Creation with. To the men among you, let me speak simply and directly: Women were the First to discover how to create and make use of Fire. I know, because I selected them, and I showed them what to do. I am not at all happy with the fact that you used MY Gift to them to do things to them like burn them alive at the stake as ‘witches’. Neither am I pleased that you torch whole peoples who either displease you or who have something you want but will not share with you, because they are listening to ME and not to you. When, long ago, you forcibly took Fire from Women you failed MY Test for Sentience. The good news is, if you formally renounce all claims to Fire and publically confess your theft of it from the First Mothers, you can regain Sentient status. The bad news is that I am the ONE surrounding all your male godlings– you yourself painted me into your ‘religious’ pictures as HALO and AUREOLE and TONGUE OF FLAME, and so I am now perfectly poised to consume both you and your works in the further Unfoldment of MY VISION. Any questions?

Sixthly, I have FOUR ARMS. It’s MY way of saying that no matter where you go, there I AM. The Four Quarters of Gaia are MY HANDIWORK– literally. This also is meant to show that as the ORIGIN of numbers and measurement, I Know How To Count. I passed this knowledge along to my Priestesses who invented the first calendars in order to keep track of their Sacred Bleeding. The idea that Women are not mathematically inclined is mere male superstition.

Seventhly, with two of MY Arms, I wield a FLOWERY BOW AND ARROW. This is to clearly show all who look upon ME exactly who developed the first human hunting technology. I helped My Priestesses, I opened their Minds to spin the cord and shape the wood, because they needed to feed their children. Gaia helped them to understand the ways of animals and of plants, and She told them to only take so much, and MY Priestesses heard Her and did what She asked. Thus, the Female Bow bears flowers, because MY Priestesses know when to use it and when not to. The male bow is both sterile and cursed, because it is used without regard for the Wisdom Teachings of MY Clergy, as well as being turned against MY Priestesses as an instrument of murder.

Eighthly, one of MY Hands holds a LOOPED ROPE THAT GROWS A FLOWER. This shows exactly who came up with the idea of spinning plant fibers into cord and thread. Hint: it was not human men. The First Mothers got the idea from examining and thinking about the umbilicus, MY Primal Cord, which ties every baby to its Mother. The Cord also shows that I give MY Clergy the Spinster-Right to set limits on and bind men’s greed and lusts. This is the true meaning of the modern Witch’s Cingulum and a Voudounsi’s necklaces, as well as the forgotten or usurped meaning of cords like the brahmanic sacred thread: it is the Umbilicus which connects MY Clergy to ME. The Cord cannot connect a human to a male god, because a male god does not have a Womb in which to Spin an Umbilicus. Thus, it is the symbol of the proper binding of maleness to Femaleness for the purposes of male self-control and education.

Ninthly, one of MY Hands holds an ELEPHANT-HOOK/GOAD. This is to honor the First Mothers who figured out how to partnership with animals by domesticating them with their patience and their breast-milk. The key word here is ‘domestication’, which means bringing all kinds of Sentient Beings into the Female House-Hold in a spirit of cooperation. It is the insignia of Female Rulership and Authority within every family, township and state. It is the Scepter of the Queen of Beasts, Who is capable of ruling the power of an elephant with Her own maternal generosity, calm intelligence and a small metal hook.

Now that I have explained MYSELF, it’s time for the fun part: what am I going to DO about male posturing and lies? Well, I am pleased to say that I have already been DOING plenty.

Firstly, I have allowed certain types of male religiousity to work in partial blindness with regard to what a Yidam truly is and does. The standard definition of the term is that a ‘Yidam deity’ is a meditationally generated god-form that is not a separate entity from the meditator. The male-blindness-based version of the definition seeks to ‘demote’ god-forms it doesn’t like– most usually Goddesses/Female Creational Entities– by declaring them illusory, subordinate ‘tools’ of the (usually male) meditator’s mind. The actual TRUTH is this: A Yidam Form is not separate from the meditator because I MYSELF am everywhere and in everything. I therefore can arise as’ Kurukulla Yidam’ in the meditator because the Entire Cosmos IS MY YIDAM and the meditator is part of it. Every time a male meditator ‘generates’ ME, he is repeatedly practicing and developing binding himself in submission to a Female feedback-loop (remember the Flowering Cord?) which enables ME to upload both information and energy from him. He thinks he is entirely responsible for MY ‘generation’ while I am able to examine him and his motives at MY leisure, as well as utilize his own mental energy to bind him to ME when he asks ME to bind others for him. The Bija-mantra that expresses this function is ‘HA’, as in HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Secondly, after Arising inside of so many male practitioners, I really don’t like what I see there, and I also don’t like the fact that they are engaging in all sorts of coersion to prevent MY Priestesses from DANCING WITH ME. I am therefore instituting a much-needed Energy Realignment to keep MY Creation unfolding and developing along the Path I have set for it. From here on in, all Spiritual Energy-raising is now set to default to ‘Female Provision Only’. This means that any prayer to any godform for any purpose said anywhere on Gaia will now automatically be sending energy straight into the ‘Priestesses of Gaia Energy Trust’, to be used for whatever purposes the Women of Gaia see fit. I urge all Priestesses of the Planet to freely tap this Energy: it’s there just waiting for You, as a Special Gift from ME. I also thought that Your sophisticated Goddess-Minds would appreciate the irony of men’s smug and self-righteous prayers to jesus, krishna, shiva, yahweh and all other ‘wonder-penises’ being diverted into the Gaian Yoni-Redevelopment Project.

Thirdly, I Created not only the entirety of this Cosmos, but an infinite number of other Universes as well. The number of MY Hands and Arms and Eyes puts standard hindu and buddhist deities to shame. Everything that IS, is Generated, Birthed, Sustained and Consumed by ME. I Arise here as KURUKULLA, the FEMALE ONE WHO Binds, Subdues, and Magnetizes because it is Time for Gaia to enter the Great Sentient Civilization that is Blossoming in this Cosmos. In order to advance with Her, Her male children must give up, grow up, and be reconnected to ME via the Female Cord, MY FLOWERING UMBILICUS. By their (acceptance of their Female-given) Navels ye shall know them.

One last word to certain men: the story of ‘The Fall of Man’ is a distortion. Take it from ME, I know the TRUTH because I AM THE TRUTH. What actually happened is that you were all once on another one of MY worlds, and you were removed from it because of your intransigence and disrespect for the Life-Giving Mother Who was sustaining you there. Gaia said She would give you a place to stay for awhile and would help you to try to learn from your mistakes. The Lesson you were tasked with perfecting had nothing to do with apples, snakes, or the anatomical joke of a man’s rib supposedly giving birth to a Woman. It was simply that you flunked someplace else, and were sent here for more practice. It is now time for Gaia and Her Priestesses to be relieved of the burden of those who still insist upon being tantrum-throwing, polluting, thieving, homicidal screw-ups. You have told ME, the Sentient Womb of Stars, SHE WHO Gave Rise to the Universe, exactly what you want done to you by what you have done to others. I am arranging your exceedingly primitive, all-male future living arrangements as we speak. You and your lack of personal development are no longer welcome here, and it warms the Flame-Colored, Lotus-Petal Cockles of MY HEART to tell you that your pay-back is going to be– in terms that even you can’t fail to understand– a Real Bitch.

KURUKULLAYAH OM KURUKULLE HRIH: MAMA SARVAJANAM VASHAMANAYA HRIM SVAHA!

Ligature Instructions

This spell is for use by those seeking to Magickally bind the abilities of rapists and sexual sadists to act on their desires. I am not bothering with any karmic-warning clap-trap because wielding Magick is a free choice, and people who are abused are allowed to defend themselves against further abuse, period.

The ‘Ingredients List’ for this Ligature is not set in stone. I have merely listed the items I most frequently use. I am taking it as read that my Sister Practitioners will adapt the ritual to suit the situation if it is necessary, or if they don’t have access to the exact ingredients I have listed.

Ingredients List:

1. An 18-inch-long black ribbon, cord or leather thong.

2. A very large nail.

3. Three candles: 2 black, 1 blue.

4. Three glass jars filled with dirt (which will be used as ‘grounded’ candle-holders for the candles).

5. 1/4 cup of Salt.

6. A legal-size envelope.

7. Dried chili peppers.

8. A consecrated Phurba (or wooden/metal spike of some sort).

9. Mummiae (physical substances like hair, nail clippings, etc.) of subject. (Note: this last item is nice to have , but is not necessary. If obtaining mummiae would place someone in physical danger, don’t bother with it: the perp’s name and/or photo will suffice. Also, if the name of the perp is unknown, a brief description such as ‘Man [X] who raped Woman [Y] on [Day, Date, Moon Phase] at [Location]‘ will be quite sufficient.)

To Perform the Spell:

Assemble all materials. Bless/Charge the candles, and using the Phurba (or spike) poke a hole in the dirt in each jar, then stick a candle in each hole, and firm the dirt around their bases. Set the three candles out in a down-pointing [Yoni] triangle, with the blue candle as the leading tip, and the two black candles on each side behind it. Light the candles.

Holding the handle of the Phurba between your two palms, rub your hands back and forth so that the Phurba spins between them. While spinning the Phurba, hold its tip in the flame of the blue candle and chant the following nine times:

I am the Flame of Nemesis; the Flame of Nemesis comes for ([Name] or ‘him’).

I am the Star-Iron Phurba Woman; my meteors strike him down, and burn him.

I am the Star-Iron Phurba Woman; I spike his heart, I tether his evil.

The he-goat is bound by my Will, the he-goat is bound by my hand.

Take the Phurba out of the flame, and briefly touch the tip to the cord, the nail, the salt and peppers, and the envelope, while visualizing blue fire-energy running into everything and charging it.

Next, pick up the cord. Make an open loop about 2 inches in diameter in it, with a single left-over-right loose knot at the bottom of the loop. Take one of the ends of the cord and wrap it through the loop eight more times. (When the ends of the cord are pulled to tie the knot, this will generate a knot with nine turns in it, that will look like a big version of what is called a ‘French Knot’ in embroidery.) After the eight additional wraps have been made, visualize the perp’s penis sticking through the loop, like a neck in a hangman’s noose. When your visualization is clear and strong, pull hard on the ends of the cord, and tie the knot down as tightly as you can, visualizing the cord cutting through and destroying the perp’s member. Then take the cord and wrap it around the large nail, saying ‘The he-goat is bound by my Will, the he-goat is bound by my hand’ as you do this. Tie the ends of the cord together nine times to secure the wrapping.

Next, put the cord-wrapped nail in the envelope (with mummiae, photo, name, etc., if you have these things). Put several dried peppers into the envelope, saying, ‘I give the pain you inflicted back to you, I bind it by my Will and my hand.’ Then pour the salt into the envelope, saying, ‘Let this salt be your tomb. I bury you deep, and deeper still, struck down by my Will and my hand.’ Seal the envelope. Take the blue candle and drip candle wax all over the flap, sealing it thoroughly. Turn the envelope over.

Pick up the Phurba, and repeat the ‘rolling between your palms’ motion with it. Say the following rhyme as many times as you need to in order to raise energy, and direct the energy to pool in the blade of the Phurba as you chant:

Earth Mother, Star Mother, Ocean Mother, Flame,

Maker of the Power out of whence I came!

Mother of the Earth, Mother of the Water, Mother of the Fire, Mother of the Sky,

Listen to the Song of Thy Warrior Daughter, You Who are always so close by!

From the GODDESS, to the GODDESS, spoke by ME,

As Is My Will, So Mote It Be!

When you feel you have raised sufficient energy, discharge it downwards and out through the tip of the Phurba in a single lightning-burst. See it burn and fuse everything inside the envelope into a single congealed mass. Extinguish the candles by mashing down their wicks with the tip of the Phurba.

[Note: For the remainder of the ritual, DO NOT TOUCH the envelope directly with your fingers. Wear a set of kitchen gloves, use tongs, a folded piece of cloth, etc., when picking it up.]

Place the envelope in a plastic grocery bag. Empty the contents of your bathroom wastebasket into the bag, or (my personal favorite) go out into the yard and pick up after your dog, using the bag as the poop-receptacle. If you’ve got a cat, scoop out the litter-box and put the contents in the bag. Tie it up, and throw it in an outside trash-bin. If you need distance between the victim and the perp, dispose of the bag somewhere more removed from the site at which you cast the spell– get in your car and drive to, say, a shopping center, and dispose of it in one of the trash cans there. Under NO circumstances leave the envelope in your house once the spell has been cast: dispose of it as quickly as possible.

The ideal time to Work this kind of hex is during a Waning Moon, but if circumstances demand a ‘prompt strike’, don’t worry about the Moon Phase– just TAKE ACTION!

Blessed Be!